Thursday, December 11, 2003

Channel 2 has just told me that scientists have discovered a gene in worms that makes them pre-disposed to drunkenness. Of course, they didn’t tell me what scientists or where, or any details about the worms, but it does leave me thinking the following...
1. My lifelong drinking isn't my fault. It’s in my genes.
2. I’m keeping a watchful eye out for drunken worms.

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