Wednesday, March 07, 2007

CAPTAIN AMERICA SLAIN BY LONE GUNMAN


As it came in, hot off the wire, to a stunned populace...

"Eyewitness reports claim that the initial bullet, tagging Rogers in the shoulder, came from a sniper perched atop or in one of the buildings adjacent to the Federal Courthouse. Several other shots were fired during the ensuing commotion -- hitting Rogers in the chest and stomach--but witnesses fleeing the scene, as well as the U.S. Marshals who were escorting Rogers, have stated there was only one sniper shot fired."

Massive and highly complex conspiracies theories and a movie by Oliver Stone are expected to follow.

The secret word is Bucky
CRYPTIQUE -- The ides of March came early this year.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

The shooter was Lee Oswald, preserved in ice for 44 years by the Red Skull.

Anonymous said...

After he thawed himself out, Oswald acted alone

Anonymous said...

Anyone want to buy some film?

Anonymous said...

And I suppose the gunfire came from the Marvel Book Depository?

Anonymous said...

Now isn't that just totally fuckin' typical? Blame it on the woman.

When's the next plane to Mykonos?

Sharon

Mick said...

Woman? What fucking woman?

Anonymous said...

Me, Sharon Carter, sweetie. Certain sources I refuse to name like Wikipedia are already claiming that Redskull orchestrated the whole thing and I was hypnotized by Dr Faustus and shot Steve in the stomach. This is not true. It was all my idea. Couldn't stand that aging apology for American military imperialism one minute longer.

You got any ships?

Sharon

Anonymous said...

So what do I do?