Wednesday, October 22, 2008

WHEN THE RICH ARE AGAINST THE WALL



They reach for the Versace Machine Gun (figuring, with the inexplicable logic of wealth, it’s a case of use it or lose it.)

We also snidely wonder if the RNC will buy one for Gov. Palin. It would go delightfully with the swag from the $150,000 of campaign funds she's pissed away on clothes and accessories at Neiman Marcus and Saks. Can the Annie Oakley from Alaska live without one?

The secret words are Full and Auto

6 comments:

Benjamin Owens said...

And I dont own the clothes Im wearing, And the road goes on forever, And Ive got one more silver dollar, But Im not gonna let them catch me, no...

Anonymous said...

Actually I would mind owning a gold machine gun.

Anonymous said...

Didn't Papa Doc, the voodoo dictator of Haiti, have a gold-plated, sacred Tommy Gun?

ib said...

And a full metal Versace jacket.

Gerin said...

Even to receive some golden bullets (at fast speed) is a very enriching experience, isn't it?

Gerin said...

These topics are DEAD, I come once in 50 years and there's no one. Fuck this stupid buttons!