Friday, June 26, 2009

JUNKIE WALLABIES MAKE CROP CIRCLES





















So – while thanking the deities it’s Friday – we wait to see what exactly the coroner decides laid Michael Jackson low, try to imagine what the hell the funeral is going to look like, and note in periphery how po’ Michael’s passing temporarily wiped South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford and his gaucho senorita-on-the-side off the news cycle. With all that going on, ol’ Doc – working on the principle that nothing succeeds like drugs and furry animals – can only spin the tale of the junkie wallabies sent by both Valerie and Facebook Aaron…
“Wallabies in Tasmania — the island off the south coast of Australia — have been accused of hopping into the state’s hundreds of commercial poppy fields, getting “high as a kite”, and then stumbling around forming “crop circles” in the paddocks.
In an amusing exchange during a parliamentary Budget estimates committee in Hobart on Wednesday, the Tasmanian Attorney-General, Lara Giddings, was addressing security issues at the state’s poppy plantations when she made the drug accusations against the island’s wallabies.
“The one interesting bit I found recently in one of my briefs on the poppy industry was that we have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting high as a kite and going around in circles.”

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Coroner's report said Jackson died of food poisoning... he ate ten year old nuts.

Pepsi said...

Yeah, yeah, got any more jokes, you nameless troll?

Anonymous said...

Yeah, since Jackson was roughly 99% plastic, they're going to melt him down & into lego blocks so that kids can play with him for a change.

I tells ya, I get no respect... but I know a lot of fucking jokes.

butlincat said...

as he said in "mona"..."...they threw a blanket over him...."

garage 66 & mojo repair shop said...

Doc, you should check out this website/blog. You might be addicted to it, it's hilarious.

http://www.oddee.com

Oddities of our World.