Thursday, February 11, 2010

THE LETHAL POTENTIAL OF "MY WAY"


Okay, so pop culture is getting weird, but this symptom is weirder than most. It comes close to the Monty Python killer joke sketch, but, I have to confess, the idea of writing a song that starts guys slaughtering each other in bars is an awesome concept.

“GENERAL SANTOS, the Philippines — After a day of barbering, Rodolfo Gregorio went to his neighborhood karaoke bar still smelling of talcum powder. Putting aside his glass of Red Horse Extra Strong beer, he grasped a microphone with a habituĂ©’s self-assuredness and briefly stilled the room with the Platters’ “My Prayer.” Next, he belted out crowd-pleasers by Tom Jones and Engelbert Humperdinck. But Mr. Gregorio, 63, a witness to countless fistfights and occasional stabbings erupting from disputes over karaoke singing, did not dare choose one beloved classic: Frank Sinatra’s version of “My Way.” “I used to like ‘My Way,’ but after all the trouble, I stopped singing it,” he said. “You can get killed.”
The authorities do not know exactly how many people have been killed warbling “My Way” in karaoke bars over the years in the Philippines, or how many fatal fights it has fueled. But the news media have recorded at least half a dozen victims in the past decade and includes them in a subcategory of crime dubbed the “My Way Killings.”
The killings have produced urban legends about the song and left Filipinos groping for answers. Are the killings the natural byproduct of the country’s culture of violence, drinking and machismo? Or is there something inherently sinister in the song?
Whatever the reason, many karaoke bars have removed the song from their playbooks. And the country’s many Sinatra lovers, like Mr. Gregorio here in this city in the southernmost Philippines, are practicing self-censorship out of perceived self-preservation.”
(Click here for the rest of the story)

Click here to try it for yourself

Click here to try it with Elvis

Click here to try it with Sid (and, of course, all three singers are dead.)

The secret word is Refrain

3 comments:

Mr. Beer N. Hockey said...

Has no one yet written a screenplay with this seed? What's the matter Hollywood?

Mick said...

I'm starting tonight.

Benjamin Owens said...

Strangeness...